Cheapskates Quote by Janet Evanovich

“Once more I'm out, at one A.M., in some store trying to purchase bedding plants. The cashier woman says, "They're three for five dollars.…

— Mary Robison

“Hey, check this weirdo out." Hi was inspecting a bust on the mantel. "This face is ninety percent eyebrow. What do you want to…

— Kathy Reichs

“The check is over twelve hundred dollars. No fucking way. I gape at him as he pulls out a wad of cash, paying in…

— J.M. Darhower

I keep a $2 bill rolled up in every pair of boots I own because one time, an older guy came up to me…

— Ashley McBryde

I was on a cruise with my grandma when I was a kid. I remember winning $10 on the slot machine.

— Chad Gilbert

“I look like I need a dollar sign in my name.”

— Kelly Oxford

“I didn’t know who the young cashier was, but I still felt like a little part of me died as I watched him go…

— RJ Gonzales

“His first question shows how well he knows me: TheRoommate: "Did you take any money out of her purse?”

— Tucker Max

“Listen,” she said, “how much money do you have on you right now?” “Zero dollars and zero cents,” I answered. I turned off the…

— John Green

A man without hands came to the door to sell me a photograph of my house. Except for the chrome hooks, he was an…

— Raymond Carver

My Dad was a tailor and he would give my mother housekeeping money each week and call it her 'wages.'

— Maureen Lipman

“I got to my feet and brushed sand off the seat of my pants. 'How about you sell me the 'Stang for thirty dollars?…

— Becca Fitzpatrick