“My mother was in the kitchen ironing. Physically she’s a younger version of my Grandma Mazur, and physically I’m a younger version… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Grandma has a .45 long barrel that she keeps hidden from my mother. She got it from her friend Elsie, who picked… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Well that’s disappointing,” Grandma Mazur said. “I expected something better from her.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Grandma was wearing a blond Marilyn Monroe wig, a hot pink tank top, black Pilates pants, and black kitten heels. She looked… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
[Stephanie Plum]Jeez. No True Love" [Grandma Mazur] There's always been true love, but in my day, you either talked yourself into thinking… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I met a real looker. He picked me up at the two dollar slot machines, so you know he's no cheapskate." Grandma… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I was watching television and I saw how you stick your fingers in a person's eyes to slow them down." Grandma Mazur — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“You sure you don't want to go?” Grandma Mazur asked my mother. “I didn't know Moogey Bues,” my mother told her. “I've… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Grandma Mazur stood two feet back from my mother. "I gotta get me a pair if those," she said, eyeballing my shorts.… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“That shooting gave me an appetite," she said. "Somebody pass me the potatoes." Grandma Mazur” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“I heard about them Rangers on TV,” Grandma said. “I heard they get dogs pregnant.” -Grandma Mazur” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
When Grandma Mazur is talking about the reason for the improved play of her 91-year-old bowling teammate, she said: "She's doing better… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Ranger is an unusual name," she managed. "Is it a nickname?" It's a street name," Ranger said. "I was a Ranger in… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image