Grandma Quote by Janet Evanovich

“Is that your granny?” Ranger wanted to know. “Yup. She was checking to make sure Moogey was here.” “You’ve got a helluva gene pool,…

— Janet Evanovich

“Babe!” Ranger shouted from the bathroom. “Come get your grandmother.”

— Janet Evanovich

“Babe!” Ranger shouted from the bathroom. “Come get your grandmother.” Ranger was standing in the glass-enclosed shower with the door open, looking out at…

— Janet Evanovich

“That shooting gave me an appetite," she said. "Somebody pass me the potatoes." Grandma Mazur”

— Janet Evanovich

“Finally the bell rings and the teenage Pavlovian dogs mosve to the next kennel.”

— Carrie Jones

“Speaking of grandmas, have you heard the joke about grandparents and WWII? No? Well, if you do, be sure to tell me because I’d…

— Jarod Kintz

“You sure you don't want to go?” Grandma Mazur asked my mother. “I didn't know Moogey Bues,” my mother told her. “I've got better…

— Janet Evanovich

“Now those dogs know where we live.”

— Erin Hunter

“I WAS SITTING IN a taxi, wondering if I had overdressed for the evening, when I looked out the window and saw Mom rooting…

— Jeannette Walls

“They just didn't make them like that anymore. Nowadays she was lucky to get some mild flirtation from some leather-faced NRA lobbyist. Forget about…

— Magnus Flyte

“And what does a cow say?” Carter yelled. “Mooooooooo!” The kids shouted. Except for Katie Bell, who barked.”

— Lucy Score

“Grandpa said that we could solve a lot of the world’s problems if we considered cats and dogs edible. Like the neighbor’s dog who…

— Cole Alpaugh