Quote by Janet Evanovich Download Open image ““Babe!” Ranger shouted from the bathroom. “Come get your grandmother.”” — Janet Evanovich ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Is that your granny?” Ranger wanted to know. “Yup. She was checking to make sure Moogey was here.” “You’ve got a helluva gene pool,… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Ranger was grinning. "Somebody beat the shit out of this guy before he got shot." "That would be me."I said. "Babe,"Ranger said, the grin… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“It’s time for you to stop calling me Granny. I’m now referred to as the first grandmother of the city.” LT laughed. “Oh yeah,” — Iris Bolling Copy Share Image
“There were two doors that opened off the hallway. The doors were labeled PUSSY and MOTHERFUCKERS. "I'm taking the Motherfuckers door," I said to… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Diesel grinned. “You have a choice. You can be the stupid inferior female or the stupid powerful female.” “How about if I’m just myself?”… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“She told me she loved me. Most men wouldn’t know how to respond, but I did. What else could I say but, “Thanks, Grandma!” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The attendant walked closer. "Where'd you come from, soldier?" Tree tried to think of a recent war and coudn't, so he said, "Canada." The… — Joan Bauer Copy Share Image
“Gran! Gran?' yelled Jess, racing upstairs. She looked everywhere. Nothing. No aged person. Only Rasputin, looking startled and disapproving. 'Where's Gran, Rasputin? For goodness'… — Sue Limb Copy Share Image
“Hormonal ones, I am right here. Me. The old lady otherwise known as your grandmother” — Carrie Jones Copy Share Image
“Ranger shrugged. “Things turn up.” He reached behind him and came up with a gun. My gun. “Found this in the lobby, too.” He tucked the gun under the top edge of my towel, wedging it between my breasts, his knuckles brushing against me. My breath caught in my throat, and for a moment I thought my towel might catch… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share
“His pager beeped, and he looked at the readout. “I have to get back to Deal. Do you have any secret weapons in your arsenal? You want to make any last-ditch efforts at apprehension?” Ugh. He was so smug! “I hate you,” I said. “No, you don’t,” Ranger said, kissing me lightly on the lips. “Why did you agree to… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share
You gonna take the case?" It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of." You're gonna have a devil of a time finding… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Are we fighting?" I asked Morelli. "No. Were discussing." "Are you sure?" "Am I yelling?" Morelli asked. "Is my face purple? Are the cords… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“changed expression. Wariness, maybe. I felt a body move so close it was skimming my own, and a warm hand protectively settled at the… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Mooner was walking around laying his hands on the cars, divining karma. "this is it", he said, standing by a small khaki-colored jeep."this car… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Ranger was waiting. He was dressed in black slacks, a form-fitting black T-shirt, and a black blazer.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I guessed my mother figured if my father got right down to the task of eating he wouldn’t be so inclined to jump up… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Way back before the 'Alex Barnaby' series was first published, we were talking with Dark Horse then about making it into a graphic novel… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“He wears jeans, untucked shirts, and a Glock 19, and he has a big shaggy dog named Bob.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image