Money Quote by Jack Handy Download Open image “If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now” — Jack Handy ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Money Poor people Relationships Richness
If I ever get rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like now. — Jack Handy Copy Share Image
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
“Do not wait until you become rich to help others, Acts of kindness doesn't always require money” — Charmaine J. Forde Copy Share Image
I wish to become rich, so that I can instruct the people and glorify honest poverty a little, like those kind hearted, fat, benevolent… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
No matter how rich or poor you might feel, right now is the time to be generous. — Andy Stanley Copy Share Image
If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like now. — Jack Handy Copy Share Image
If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way,… — Jack Handy Copy Share Image
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes” — Jack Handy Copy Share Image
And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around and ask people for money, and then lay down… — Jack Handy Copy Share Image
I think one way the cops could make money would be to hold a murder weapons sale. Many people could really use used ice… — Jack Handy Copy Share Image
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone. — Jack Handy Copy Share Image
It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy.… — Jack Handy Copy Share Image
Probably the earliest fly swatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick. — Jack Handy Copy Share Image
I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals — Jack Handy Copy Share Image
Don't let's lose sight of what creates wealth. It is open markets, it is capitalism. — Rupert Murdoch Copy Share Image
If I had a dollar for every time I couldn’t sleep, I could buy a billion locks and finally read a book in peace. — Aesop Rock Copy Share Image
I would borrow money all day long, if the cost of borrowing is less than the expected return. — Brad Schneider Copy Share Image
If you restore a car, and you're making money, then you're doing it wrong. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Maybe you can,t buy a big house.. A new car.. A huge diamond ring.. But if you have just one true friend who loves… — Cathy Copy Share Image
“Don't allow money to become the yardstick by which you measure the worth of the world around you!” — Andrew James Pritchard Copy Share Image
Academically, I was never that interested. I skipped classes. My biggest dream was to have a coffee shop, but I had no idea how… — Daniel Espinosa Copy Share Image
Amongst the financial Twitterati, the term 'muppets' has come to describe any client used and abused by some financial predator. I've adopted the term… — Barry Ritholtz Copy Share Image
I doubt that we Americans can come to terms with our money neuroses without understanding the more florid pathology of the very rich for… — Philip Slater Copy Share Image
“The writer must earn money in order to be able to live and to write, but he must by no means live and write… — Jeff Goins Copy Share Image
