Abandon Quote by Jack Handey

If it isn't bolted down, bring it home.

— Grace Hopper

If you're going to knock down my suggestion, you'd better have one to replace it.

— Alexandra Bracken

I have always hated machinery, and the only machine I ever understood was a wheelbarrow, and that but imperfectly.

— Anonymous

If it doesn't fit force it, if it breaks it needed replaced anyway.

— Anonymous

Learn to use an axe, and respect it and you can't help but love it. But abuse one and it will wear your hands…

— Richard Proenneke

If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

— Anonymous

Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first.

— Tim Allen

You're going to have to grind it out on some drives.

— Zach Ertz

I was just a screw or cog in the great machine I called life, and when I dropped out of it I found I…

— Edith Wharton

If you don't want to be replaced by a machine, don't try to act like one!

— Arno Penzias

It is the old experience that a rude instrument in the hand of a master craftsman will achieve more than the finest tool wielded…

— Karl Pearson

If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum.

— Neil Peart