Bigs Quote by Jack Handey

As our fathers said, you can tell a ripe corn by its look.

— Chinua Achebe

Wanna hear a joke about corn?! nevermind it's corny.

— Jordan Trienta Dos Thomas

A single ear of corn in a large field is as strange as a single world in infinite space.

— Metrodorus of Chios

They look like to carp going after the same piece of corn.

— Jesse Ventura

Some people look at creamed corn and ask, 'Why?' I look at creamed corn and ask, 'Why not?'

— Brian Regan

The fullest and best ears of corn hang lowest toward the ground.

— Christopher Augustine Reynolds

I once found a kernel of corn in the middle of a deep wood by Walden, tucked in behind a lichen on a pine,…

— Henry David Thoreau

It is not elegant to gnaw Indian corn. The kernels should be scored with a knife, scraped off into the plate, and then eaten…

— Charlie Day

Everyone can guess what 'Corn Flakes' tastes like, even if you've never had them. But what, pray tell, does 'High School Musical' or 'Spider-Man'…

— Paul Di Filippo

But then, Cap'n Crunch in a flake form would be suicidal madness; it would last about as long, when immersed in milk, as snowflakes…

— Neal Stephenson

If we will measure other people's corn in our own bushel, let us first take it to the Divine standard, and have it sealed.

— J. G. Holland

If you could eat portions of pine trees, you could eliminate corn in many ways.

— Homaro Cantu