Asks Quote by Brian Regan Download Open image “Some people look at creamed corn and ask, 'Why?' I look at creamed corn and ask, 'Why not?'” — Brian Regan ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Asks Corn Looks People Why not
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