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“The likelihood of getting lost is directly proportional to the number of times the direction-giver says, 'You can't miss it'.” quote by Hal Roach — Download Open image

“The likelihood of getting lost is directly proportional to the number of times the direction-giver says, 'You can't miss it'.”

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