Quote by Groucho Marx Download Open image “Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.” — Groucho Marx ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Think of him still as the same, I say, He is not dead, he is just - away. — James Whitcomb Riley Copy Share Image
When a soldier of the night's watch dies they say, "And now his watch is over." That's what they say when a comedian dies.… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
He is not dead who departs from life with a high and noble fame; but he is dead, even while living, whose brow is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“His eyes were closing again, all of their own accord, so that he lay in red, pain-filled darkness. It occured to him that he… — Herbie Brennan Copy Share Image
Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
He [Groucho's father] had absolutely no training, and if you had ever seen one of his suits, you'd realize what an accurate statement that… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Why would I want to join an organization that would encourage people like myself to become members. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
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