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“If you lived today as if it were your last, you'd buy up a box of rockets and fire them all off, wouldn't you?”

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“The rich can afford to be progressive. Poor people have reason to be afraid of the future.”

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English is the perfect language for preachers because it allows you to talk until you think of what to say.

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“If you can't read a simple goddam sign and follow one simple goddam instruction then get your fat butt the hell out of here.”

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“The Gospel is meant to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.”

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