Jon Heder

I never read a self-help book except for the Bible.

— Jon Heder

Skaters are very much like peacocks.

— Jon Heder

What we did in our childhoods makes us who we are now.

— Jon Heder

Build a rocket ship and leave the earth!

— Jon Heder

I loved my childhood. They had the coolest toys back then. Star Wars, Transformers, laser-tag gun sets. Toy companies have really gone…

— Jon Heder

I just did an ad with Microsoft. I'm dressed as Napoleon, and I get to slap Bill Gates.

— Jon Heder

Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you.

— Jon Heder

I don't think I ever will do a sex scene because of my religion and my personal standards.

— Jon Heder

That's what protagonists do. They work hard, they have a conflict, they overcome the obstacles.

— Jon Heder

I think so much of the look, obviously including wardrobe, but the hair is a huge thing because it's basically the frame…

— Jon Heder

When I was young, I told my sister that she had chunky thighs. She slapped me and I cried. She feels bad…

— Jon Heder

Girls kind of get crazy when they have guns. These girls had never done it, and all they wanted to do was…

— Jon Heder

I know at some point I would like to take on more dramatic roles.

— Jon Heder

I've always liked Kate Winslet. She's pretty, smart, and talented.

— Jon Heder

Marriage is all about knowing the ins and outs and the intimate details, and your wife is supposed to be the person…

— Jon Heder

I want to get up there and tell entertaining stories but that are also to a certain extent clean.

— Jon Heder

I would like to play some character that's somewhat dramatic. I don't see myself ever becoming that serious, or it sounds weird,…

— Jon Heder

I relate to most of the characters I play, because I do feel like an outsider.

— Jon Heder

Just as long as something is gained, a lesson is learned. I do like those. The more quiet victories are always great.

— Jon Heder

I love movin'. I was observant growing up, watching Michael Jackson and John Travolta. I'd close my eyes, see the moves.

— Jon Heder

Normally I avoid movies where the aliens look like humans. It's cheesy.

— Jon Heder

I don't even have any good skills. You know like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends…

— Jon Heder

I don't know if this is advice, but I remember this guy in high school who came off like he'd been with…

— Jon Heder

I'm not that into reading. If I'm gonna read, I'm gonna read some cool sci-fi book or something, not some stupid self-help…

— Jon Heder

I always love messing with my own hair as much as I can; I don't normally like to wear wigs.

— Jon Heder