Ads Quote by Jon Heder Download Open image “I just did an ad with Microsoft. I'm dressed as Napoleon, and I get to slap Bill Gates.” — Jon Heder ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Ads Bills Gates Microsoft Slap
I have spoken to a whole group of millionaires, head executives at Microsoft. Boy did I chew those guys out. — Jack LaLanne Copy Share Image
Got that Microsoft so they call me Bill Gates. Ice links 'round my neck looking like I build gates. — Yung Joc Copy Share Image
I told [Bill Gates] I believed every word of what I said but that I should never have said it in public. I wish… — Steve Jobs Copy Share Image
... I have always fallen for ads. The sweetheart of J. Walter Thompson, I have a peasant-like belief in whatever miracle they profess to effect. — Cornelia Otis Skinner Copy Share Image
In the early '80s, I happened to find myself in the vicinity of people who would work for Microsoft five years later. — William Gibson Copy Share Image
To whoever stole my Microsoft Office: You're gonna pay. You have my Word! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I have also done advertisements for mobiles, beauty products and apparel. — Himanshi Khurana Copy Share Image
I was asked to do TV ads for Macintosh. Nowadays, I think anybody would jump at that but, at the time, it didn't feel… — DJ Shadow Copy Share Image
Microsoft was not a mysterious, strange entity. You put your PC on and there's an ad for them. — Jim Cramer Copy Share Image
I long for the day when advertising will become a business for a grown man. — Howard Gossage Copy Share Image
I loved my childhood. They had the coolest toys back then. Star Wars, Transformers, laser-tag gun sets. Toy companies have really gone downhill. — Jon Heder Copy Share Image
Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you. — Jon Heder Copy Share Image
I don't think I ever will do a sex scene because of my religion and my personal standards. — Jon Heder Copy Share Image
That's what protagonists do. They work hard, they have a conflict, they overcome the obstacles. — Jon Heder Copy Share Image
I think so much of the look, obviously including wardrobe, but the hair is a huge thing because it's basically the frame for your… — Jon Heder Copy Share Image
When I was young, I told my sister that she had chunky thighs. She slapped me and I cried. She feels bad about it… — Jon Heder Copy Share Image
Girls kind of get crazy when they have guns. These girls had never done it, and all they wanted to do was inflict as… — Jon Heder Copy Share Image
A home isn't just a roof over our heads. A home is a place where we feel loved and where we love others. It's… — Hermann Hesse Copy Share Image
Metallica's the only band i've ever been in. I'm not sure that when it ends in five, ten years, I'm going to put an… — Lars Ulrich Copy Share Image
As a Fundamentalist I had discovered while I was in college that it is possible to dismiss the entire Church as having gone off… — Thomas Howard, 3rd Duke of Norfolk Copy Share Image
The most recent incarnation of [Bob] Dylan has been the traveling journeyman/ charlatan who sings roots music, snarls dark lyrics that make "All Along… — Jay Michaelson Copy Share Image
One performer whose band played my music better than I could myself was Art Farmer. He recorded 'Sing Me Softly of the Blues' and… — Carla Bley Copy Share Image
What every human being should do is eat a vegetarian diet based on whole foods. Period. That's it. Animal protein is bad for you.… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
In market research I did at Microsoft Corp. in the early 1990s, I estimated that the 'Wall Street Journal' took in about 75 cents… — Nathan Myhrvold Copy Share Image
Donald Trump threatened to file a defamation suit against me for running a TV ad that consisted only entirely of his own words on… — Ted Cruz Copy Share Image
Google has - at least at this point - maintained the line where it keeps organic results separate from the advertisements. But over time… — Tim Wu Copy Share Image
In a recent attack ad, the NRA claims that President Obama cares about his own children more than he cares about other children. In… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
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