Funny Quote by Gabrielle Evans

“...so we could all burn in our beds with no warning?' 'Oh, you’d have plenty of warning, ma’am. The smoke detectors all work.”

— Beth Kendrick

“This is my mission, the job that I have been given by Raven: Watch the DFA. Observe. Blend. They”

— Lauren Oliver

“Who needs a thermometer? That’s what my nipples are for.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Scientists have already proved beyond a shadow of a doubt the tremendous powers of psychic energy.”

— Andy Borowitz

“Lightning crashed close, and the cabin shuddered beneath a defeaning roar of thunder. Raven swung around and paced to a chair. "Something's going on…

— Christine Feehan

“It's always amazed me how so many can people have more degrees than a thermometer, but if common sense was explosive... they couldn't blow…

— Gibson Michaels

“Will you be all right?" Heater on twice, color contrast down, and keep hitting buttons on the extractor fan until it stops or I…

— Penni Russon

“Beeping smoke detectors means low batteries, not 'take them out and burn your kitchen down.' Fire Captain James Haskell failing badly at flirting over…

— Carina Alyce

“Behind us the door creaks open, and I turn around, expecting Raven, just as a voice cuts through the air: 'Don't believe her.' The…

— Lauren Oliver

“I want to live in an honest house where the motion detector is so sharp it knows when my thoughts leave the room. I…

— Megan Falley

“I shall never do that,' I answered; 'you have brought detection as near an exact science as it ever will be brought in this…

— Arthur Conan Doyle

Raven?' Yes?' What do you believe in?' I believe in - finding out!

— Ellen Schreiber