Car Quote by Erma Bombeck

Marriage doesn't guarantee anything, it doesn't come with perfect settings.

— Riya Sen

Marriage is like a vacuum cleaner. You stick it to your ear and it sucks out all your energy and ambition.

— Marlo Thomas

After awhile, marriage gets a little stale and you're looking for something to scratch that a little.

— Boris Kodjoe

Depending on the success of your marriage in This Conditions, what you can compromise extent to yourself

— Mak_786

marriage is like money - seem to want it, and you never get it.

— Letitia Elizabeth Landon

It's hard to keep a marriage when you're on the road all the time.

— Phil Taylor

Marriage is a gamble, let's be honest.

— Yoko Ono

Marriage is like pantyhose. It all depends on what you put into it.

— Anonymous

Marriage is all about taking care of people, moving your needs for their needs.

— Rev. Run

Marriage is like a row boat: it fits two, it doesn't work on auto-pilot and it's very difficult to have sex in.

— Dana Gould

When I get married, it will be for life - divorce is not an option.

— Kelly Rowland

You don't need to be on the save wavelength to succeed in marriage. You just need to be able to ride each other's waves.

— Toni Sciarra Poynter