Funny Quote by Elisabeth Staab Download Open image ““The phone beeped - M fine but these two guys R on me like cougars on Adam Lambert.”” — Elisabeth Staab ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Pnr Witty-quotes
“He is a man, I think," he said, "who cares for nothing but a joke. He is a dangerous man." Lambert laughed in the… — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“I put my cell phone in my back pocket (a habit that has destroyed two phones so far) and tried to blank my face.… — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
“Part of me was relieved he didn’t say anything. All I could think about was the obscene gesture he’d made right before my world turned up-side-down. I hardly noticed his hair. I was too distracted by his lips. And now his abs. Luckily, I wouldn’t have to look at either while we played side by side. At the far court,… — Nikki Jefford Copy Share
“Through most of what followed there were two of me on the phone, George who was speaking out loud and Jake on the inside,… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“I had just finished cleaning up after breakfast when my cell phone rang. The caller identification came across as ‘G-Man’? “Hello?” “Hey baby,” the… — Andrea Smith Copy Share Image
“Johnny it's Persephone Alcmedi. I..." "Hey Red." That threw me. My hair's dark dark brown. "Red " "I've decided I'm going to call you… — Linda Robertson Copy Share Image
“It's just that the last thing Adam ever said to me…I remember it all so clear…'Can you go with me, Jordy? I'm not so… — Grasshopper Copy Share Image
“The phone in my hand buzzed. Logan had just texted I Love You - so cute how he never abbreviated it.” — Jeri Smith-Ready Copy Share Image
“They all yelled in excitement. Tamara yelled because she was happy. Aaron yelled because he liked it when other people were happy, and Call… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“And what does a cow say?” Carter yelled. “Mooooooooo!” The kids shouted. Except for Katie Bell, who barked.” — Lucy Score Copy Share Image
“The big male gestured to a chair in the corner. "Mind if I sit?" She nodded her acquiescence. "Go right ahead. That chair has… — Elisabeth Staab Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
