Funny Quote by Elias Cortez Download Open image “It's not about how big it is, it's about how many times you use it” — Elias Cortez ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Sex humor Time
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