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Yes I am a little full of myself. Play your cards right and you can be full of me too. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I were a cat, I'd make love with a door mat; if I were a frog, I'd make love with a… — Jean-Paul Malfatti Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter what question you ask, as long as you ask the right person. Most people ask everyone and get sexfused… — Cv Pillay Copy Share Image
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“Sex and holidays." "Uh, what?" "I'm making a list of things that make you agreeable." I scoffed, pushing my foot into his… — Samantha Young Copy Share Image
Every time I've done comedy in, like, traditional comedy clubs, there's always these comedians that do really well with audiences but that… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
I understand fully that a bitch is a female dog. I also understand that it pisses you off whenever someone calls you… — Nia Ottun Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, just for fun, I type some random, silly word in front of the word porn and google it. Just to see… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
No Sex With Your MAN Is Like A Car Without Any Wheels. You Both Won't Go Anywhere. — Cv Pillay Copy Share Image
If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking until you do suck seed! — Glenn Huskey Copy Share Image
The best way to describe this book is: John Gray + 50 Shades Of Grey = The Secrets Your Mama Didn't Tell You About MEN — Cv Pillay Copy Share Image
All of those commercials for Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra warn you that if you get an erection that lasts for more than… — Glenn Huskey Copy Share Image
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