Sex humor Quote by Glenn Huskey

If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do succeed.

— Curly Howard

All of those commercials for Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra warn you that if you get an erection that lasts for more than 4 hours…

— Glenn Huskey

Don't Tease Me If You Can't Please Me.

— Cv Pillay

Every time I've done comedy in, like, traditional comedy clubs, there's always these comedians that do really well with audiences but that the other…

— Aziz Ansari

Yes I am a little full of myself. Play your cards right and you can be full of me too.

— Anonymous

I don't have any powers other than the power of sex. And humor.

— Morena Baccarin

Wonderbra helping women make a mountain out of molehill.

— Cv Pillay

“Sometimes, just for fun, I type some random, silly word in front of the word porn and google it. Just to see if it…

— Oliver Markus Malloy

It doesn't matter what question you ask, as long as you ask the right person. Most people ask everyone and get sexfused in life.

— Cv Pillay

[holds up a screw] wanna screw?

— Michael Country

I understand fully that a bitch is a female dog. I also understand that it pisses you off whenever someone calls you that. But…

— Nia Ottun

Never Look Down On Your Man Unless He Is In Between Your Legs.

— Cv Pillay