Funny Quote by Edward Lear

“She eventually made it to the Bureau—a career advancement that had the primary benefit of keeping her keester out of the line of fire.…

— Alan Jacobson

“SWAT teams, which are increasingly being used for routine duties such as conducting liquor inspections and serving warrants.”

— Anonymous

“Every fucking suburb has a SWAT team.”

— Dave Eggers

“Special Weapons and Tactics,” I said. “Okay?” “No problem. That’s fine,” Davis said. And that was how SWAT was born.42”

— Radley Balko

If you were to Google 'SWAT' right now, or Google 'Military,' you would see guys covered in pouches. That's a sign of gear! We've…

— Rob Liefeld

I've hung out with some SWAT guys in California and they talked about how much they like working out but how few supplies they…

— Blake Bortles

“You’re like a mosquito that won’t die. Back up or I’ll swat you down.”

— Tijan

“SWAT? For me?" Still trembling, one hand clung to the ambulance gurney, the other held a massive sterilised cotton wool wad under my nose.…

— Morana Blue

“At around 6:00 a.m., April 30, 1987, we were awakened by a loud bull horn while inside our rented mobile home at an Ozark,…

— Frazier Glenn Miller

Girls are going to school again in Swat Valley. And that is great.

— Malala Yousafzai

“SWAT is already on its way. I'll be at your position in about ten minutes. SWAT should arrive in about fifteen to twenty." [Javier:]…

— Pamela Clare

My momma used to kick in the door like SWAT!

— Aries Spears