Funny Quote by Diane Ackerman

“Nothing like a horseless sleigh to spark a conversation. Mark my word, my boy. Horseless will be the way of the future!”

— Christina Daley

“There's nothing better for the inside of a person then than the outside of a horse.”

— You Tell Me-Winston Churchill

“The horses have all been found. No harm was done.” “It took us two days to gather them! On foot! I will never hear…

— Catherine Anderson

“You could tell a horse everything, and it wouldn't judge you or condemn you or think you stupid. A horse had no opinion at…

— Adele Geras

“I have plans for my life and they don't include taking time out to break my back busting virgin sod with a flimsy plow.”

— Joanna Jordan

“I wish I had a horse; then I could run for miles in this splendid air, and not lose my breath.”

— Louisa May Alcott

“I wish I could walk in the fields before I die. Pasture, you know? That endless expanse of nothing and everything all rolled into…

— K.I. Hope

“Better not to sit on a hedgehog if you are naked.”

— Bulgakov Mikhail

“You couldn't muck out a horse stall in Christian Louboutins.”

— Kristen Ashley

“The outisde of a horse is good for the inside of a man.”

— Winston Churchill

“There's only so far you can push a horse before it collapses”

— Ekaterina Sedia

“Quite so. On the other hand, I am like that horse that was dumbfounded for twenty-four hours. For a long time I thought I…

— Halldor Laxness