Funny Quote by Destery Moore

Big Bobs burnin out ya'll...I need a taco,

— Rob Dyrdek

“This is what you have to learn. Don’t backtalk. Don’t explain. Don’t protest. Don’t fight it out. Just say, ‘All right, honey,’ and do…

— Kristen Ashley

My big bulla my jackass corn. I cant believe my black brother dead ah gone.

— Elephant Man

“My Father Comes Home From Work" My father comes home from work sweating through layers of bleached cotton t-shirts sweating through his wool plaid…

— Barbara Brinson Curiel

Thank you, hard taco shells, for surviving the long journey from factory, to supermarket, to my plate and then breaking the moment I put…

— Jimmy Fallon

“In addition to Linda and me, there's a brother, a strange little guy named Bradley, obsessed with his own cowboy boots. He paces areound…

— Jo Ann Beard

One day you will realize what u have done and that putting your hands on me was wrong . And how horrible of a…

— Reanna Lisi

I'm tatted like a cholo, nigga act crazy my dogs go loco. Kush got me moving slow mo, with my nigga problem that's my…

— Wiz Khalifa

Does it ever occur to you, Mama, that my grandfather is a lunatic?

— Georgette Heyer

“But now this taco soup is an anonymous commodity. It arrives on my table seemingly by magic. With this anonymity comes ingratitude—I do not…

— Tish Harrison Warren

“Jose: Do not drop me senor Jeff:i wont drop you,jose Jose:then i be jose jalapeno on the floor Peanut:do a little tap dance and…

— Jeff Dunham

Whole lotta haters wanna fight I swear, cause a nigga made you wanna do my hair.

— Wale