Funny Quote by Denise Tompkins Download Open image ““That's about as effective as a windshield wiper on a goat's ass.”” — Denise Tompkins ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Snarky-quotes
“When I tap my car’s brakes, my horn beeps. Don’t make me flick on my windshield wipers.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“You cannot stick a knife in a goat and then say, Now I will remove my knife slowly, so let things be easy and… — Yaa Gyasi Copy Share Image
“What you wants with these goats anyway? Little or nothin. Good fresh milk. God’s best cheese. You have any other animals? said Suttree. Dog… — Cormac McCarthy Copy Share Image
“The only problem with having sex with a goat is you have to walk around to the front when you want to kiss them.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Even the most horrible human being on earth deserves to wipe his ass.” — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“Imagine riding a giant steel brush over a bed of gravel all day. That’s about how comfortable boar-riding was.” — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Goats are extremely cute and fairly intelligent (for livestock) and, importantly, delicious.” — Time Magazine Copy Share Image
“A car is a couch with wheels. My windshield wipers don’t work, so I’ve decided to stop watering my living room carpet. Honk if… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
