Enemy Quote by Demetri Martin Download Open image “The sofa is the enemy of productivity.” — Demetri Martin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Enemy Productivity Sofas
I made a sofa that is constantly being updated the more people sit on it, or sit through it, or don't sit on it… — Jonathan Pryce Copy Share Image
To have a 9-foot sofa in a small room can be kind of treacherous. — Michael S. Smith Copy Share Image
The biggest cost in making a sofa is the labor/time, thus why recovering one cost almost just as much as a new one. — Bobby Berk Copy Share Image
I want to encourage young people to get up off the sofa and get out there - as long as you want something hard… — David Jason Copy Share Image
I used to write on a big old couch, but I gave that away. I was wise enough to give it to my son,… — Marilynne Robinson Copy Share Image
A lot of people have what they call 'sofa time,' but it just doesn't exist in my world. — Gregg Wallace Copy Share Image
Productivity growth, however it occurs, has a disruptive side to it. In the short term, most things that contribute to productivity growth are very… — Janet Yellen Copy Share Image
I think hair gel was invented to make it easier to identify assholes from a distance. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who's standing in front… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at it. "That… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
THING TO TRY: If you are asked to describe a suspect to a police sketch artist, describe in precise detail, the features of the… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Shall there be truth between us, as two men? Not as friends, but as enemies and equals? — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Art isn't done to decorate apartments, but to wage war against the enemy. — Pablo Picasso Copy Share Image
It is the rule in war, if our forces are ten to the enemy's one, to surround him; if five to one, to attack… — Sun Tzu Copy Share Image
The surprise of an army is now next to an impossibility. ... Prearranged surprises are rare and difficult because in order to plan one… — Antoine-Henri Jomini Copy Share Image
The concept of humanity is an especially useful ideological instrument of imperialist expansion, and in its ethical-humanitarian form it is a specific vehicle of… — Carl Schmitt Copy Share Image
Pain held no terror for him. Pain was, if not friend, then family, something he had grown up with in his crèche, learning to… — Paolo Bacigalupi Copy Share Image
To achieve victory we must mass our forces at the hub of all power & movement. The enemy's 'Center of Gravity' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The invention of gunpowder and the constant improvement of firearms are enough in themselves to show that the advance of civilization has done nothing… — Carl von Clausewitz Copy Share Image
In this business, you find the enemy, then go after and destroy him. Everything else is rubbish! — Eddie Rickenbacker Copy Share Image
