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These old knights are more cunning than you think, or they would never have lived to see their first grey hair. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't need a knight is shining armor. a sweet boy with old blue jeans will do fine — Zaynab Copy Share Image
I found the offer of a knighthood something that I couldn't possibly accept. I found it to be somehow squalid, a knighthood. There's a… — Harold Pinter Copy Share Image
Sometimes your knight in shining armour is just some retard wrapped in tin foil — Your Mom Copy Share Image
And much more am I sorrier for my good knights' loss than for the loss of my fair queen; for queens I might have… — Thomas Malory Copy Share Image
“Well, it doesn't sound particularly noble and knightly to say you've rescued the Chief Cook and Librarian, does it? And it has cut down… — Patricia C. Wrede Copy Share Image
In tough times, we all hope for knights in shining armor, or the cavalry, to show up and effect change. — Dean Devlin Copy Share Image
“Just as if I was one of those true knights you love so well, yes. What do you think a knight is for, girl?… — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
“But I guess even the knights were vessels to someone. Isn't that the way it worked? But then everyone is always a vessel to… — Raymond Carver Copy Share Image
I think hair gel was invented to make it easier to identify assholes from a distance. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who's standing in front… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at it. "That… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
THING TO TRY: If you are asked to describe a suspect to a police sketch artist, describe in precise detail, the features of the… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Beware, gentle knight - the greatest monster of them all is reason. — Miguel de Cervantes Copy Share Image
I've never had a very quiet voice. I tried in choir to make it smaller, and it just didn't work out. And I listened… — Beth Ditto Copy Share Image
Either it brings tears to their eyes, or else -" "Or else what?" said Alice, for the Knight had made a sudden pause. "Or… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
"My aim is to institute perpetual adoration," spoke St. Maximilian Maria Kolbe, Franciscan priest and founder of the Knights of the Immaculata. For he… — Maximilian Kolbe Copy Share Image
Michael [Jackson] had paintings of himself at Neverland depicting himself as a knight and surrounded by cherubs and angels. People might think he's an… — David LaChapelle Copy Share Image
So basically America, they are the Knights Templars of, and they've taken us into, perpetual war - that's their game. — Bez Copy Share Image
Gaily bedight, A gallant knight, In sunshine and in shadow, Had journeyed long, Singing a song, In search of Eldorado. But he grew old—… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What if custom is wrong? demanded the part of her that believed in the code of chivalry. A knight must set things right. — Tamora Pierce Copy Share Image
It wasn't long after I began writing Star Wars that I realized the story was more than a single film could hold. As the… — George Lucas Copy Share Image
Enclosure, upon its completion, was the record which represented the achievement of all the musical goals I had been aiming at for the previous… — John Frusciante Copy Share Image
The Jackdaw sat in the Cardinal's chair! Bishop and Abbot and Prior were there, Many a monk and many a friar, Many a knight… — Richard Harris Barham Copy Share Image
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