Fooled Quote by Demetri Martin Download Open image “I can tell how lonely I am by how easily I'm fooled by a mannequin in a store.” — Demetri Martin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Fooled I can Lonely Stores
This world might as well be full of mannequins.. Because aint a damn person REAL, these days. — Taimani Lavaka Copy Share Image
I get so lonely sometimes, I could put a box on my head and mail myself to a stranger. — Mary Karr Copy Share Image
I always worried someone would notice me, and then when no one did, I felt lonely. — Curtis Sittenfeld Copy Share Image
Whoever you are, no matter how lonely, the world offers itself to your imagination... — Mary Oliver Copy Share Image
Anyone would be lying if they said they didn't get lonely at times. — George Clooney Copy Share Image
I'm not lonely, and I think that has a lot to do with what's on my bedside table rather than what's in my bed. — Michelle Williams Copy Share Image
When I'm all lonely, knows how to hold me, a little tight shawty, know what I mean. — Lil Romeo Copy Share Image
I think hair gel was invented to make it easier to identify assholes from a distance. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who's standing in front… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at it. "That… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
THING TO TRY: If you are asked to describe a suspect to a police sketch artist, describe in precise detail, the features of the… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I feel as though I've fooled the world into thinking I'm an adult and now they're letting me procreate. — George Murray Copy Share Image
The only one who didn't know was George Lucas. We kept it from him, because we wanted to see what his face looked like… — Carrie Fisher Copy Share Image
I've gradually fooled myself into becoming a real painter... I really just like to sit in my air-conditioned Rome painting studio surrounded by Medieval… — Mark Kostabi Copy Share Image
The holy grail is right here in this gem of a book. Tosha Silver’s wisdom goes down as easy as a mint milkshake and… — Lissa Rankin Copy Share Image
“Now you're looking for the secret, but you won't find it...because you're not really looking. You don't really want to know. You want to… — Christopher J. J. Nolan Copy Share Image
“If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.” — Anatole France Copy Share Image
It is wise to remember that you are one of those who can be fooled some of the time. — Laurence J. Peter Copy Share Image
I think that in the end, the people are not fooled by promotion. They want to know that something works and is right. — Emilio Pucci Copy Share Image
I read people; that's one of my strengths. It's not that I can't be fooled, but I'm not fooled often. — Jack Keane Copy Share Image
But 40 told me to do me and don't listen to anybody that knew me. Cause to have known me would mean that there's… — Drake Copy Share Image
You could have fooled me. Everytime I called you, Luke said you were sick. I figured you were avoiding me. Again." "I wasn't. I… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
