Church Quote by Demetri Martin

For example, I was privileged to be working at the White House under the Clinton administration and had not finished my Ph.D., and I…

— Anonymous

I remember having lunch with a friend who worked at the White House. I'd just graduated from law school but kept telling my friend…

— Judy Smith

I knew when I was in high school that I wanted a job where they'd applaud if I showed up.

— Cheryl Wheeler

I believed what my father taught me about the separation of church and state, so when I was President I never invited Billy Graham…

— Jimmy Carter

I worked in the Clinton administration.

— Andrew Cuomo

So it was sort of an odd time because I had been hired, but my paperwork hadn't gone through. So I worked as an…

— Monica Lewinsky

I made friends during my presidency.

— George W. Bush

Early on, I had a girlfriend come see me, and she was like, 'Yeah, it was good, but you were funny at a dining…

— Ari Shaffir

When you get people who are out of office, suddenly their tongues loosen up and suddenly they say the things that you wish they'd…

— Bill Maher

As a former political analyst for MSNBC, I'm used to speaking extemporaneously. But there's one line I have memorized - my credentials. Here it…

— Karine Jean-Pierre

And I began to tell little anecdotes that had happened to me, and people would laugh. And I began to like that, you know.…

— Mel Tillis

I was in high school when Bill Clinton was impeached for lying under oath about his relationship with Lewinsky. We didn't have social media…

— Shaun King