Chocolate Quote by David Sedaris Download Open image “The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate.” — David Sedaris ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Chocolate Easter Rabbits
Every Easter, at one household or another, I find a battle begins and the conversation of how to 'properly eat' a chocolate bunny. — Hilary Farr Copy Share Image
Did anyone else ever wonder why the easter bunny gave away chocolate eggs? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“baskets, hoppily all the way. It’s true many people say, that year even though it’s a blur, an Easter Bunny was seen with colorful… — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
“He felt intact but worthless, like a chocolate rabbit selling for 75 percent off the month after Easter.” — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
“Is the Easter Bunny a space alien trying to trick us into implanting us with his eggs? Because I will so swear off chocolate… — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
Easter: When your parents take all the leftover Halloween candy and hide it around the house in colorful eggs. When you cant find any,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“In my defense, the Easter Bunny is the weakest link in magical lore. I mean, you have to admit that the whole thing is… — Autumn Doughton Copy Share Image
“The entire holiday was a joke; Jesus had to share it with Santa. The only thing worse was that Jesus had to share Easter… — Tarryn Fisher Copy Share Image
“more than anything else was … CHOCOLATE. Walking to school in the mornings, Charlie could see great slabs of chocolate piled up high in… — Roald Dahl Copy Share Image
Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God. — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
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“It was a father, one hand resting teapot-style on his hip, and the other - what would be the spout - formed into a… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“A Japanese woman we’d met in Paris came to the apartment yesterday and spent several hours explaining our appliances. The microwave, the water kettle,… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
One thing I like about the United States, and I kind of miss about the United States, is there's an election coming up here… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
When you read comic material and people aren't laughing how do you know they're listening. — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“You have how many children in your family?" the teacher would ask. "I'm guessing you must be Catholic, am I right?” — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“Like most seasoned phonies, I roundly suspect that everyone is as disingenuous as I am.” — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
As a child I assumed that when I reached adulthood, I would have grown-up thoughts. — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“You just take and take don´t you? Out there with your thumb in the air—not a care in the world, just grabbing whatever you… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
In other parts of the country people tried to stay together for the sake of the children. In New York they tried to work… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
My boyfriend got me a computer three years ago. I'll admit it does make things a lot easier. When I was working on a… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
Milk chocolate, white chocolate, chocolate kisses, dark chocolate, caramel, chocolate nuts, chocolate fudge, hot chocolate. That's what's on my mind — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. — Barbara Bretton Copy Share Image
I'm an emotional eater. If something's worth celebrating, we're going to grab pizza. If it's going bad, girl, pass me the chocolate. Gotta keep… — Laurieann Gibson Copy Share Image
The heaviest I've ever been is 65 kilos. That was during my Leaving Cert when I was just studying and eating chocolate. — Katie Taylor Copy Share Image
“After about 20 years of marriage, I think I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer… — Mel Gibson Copy Share Image
The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare...neither knew chocolate. — Sandra Boynton Copy Share Image
Every study on chocolate is pointing to the same conclusion: there is something in chocolate that is really good for us. That something is… — David Wolfe Copy Share Image
And just so you know for the future, I like my double-chocolate chip cookies warm and soft in the middle...and without magnets glued to… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
When I get back to Derry I always enjoy a good fry-up that my mum makes. That's my big weakness. I also eat too… — Nadine Coyle Copy Share Image
I make my own chocolate, I grow my own beans, and now I have something about the history of chocolate. I feel I try… — Jacques Torres Copy Share Image
The divine drink which builds up resistance and fights fatigue. A cup of this precious drink permits a man to walk for a whole… — Hernando Cortes Copy Share Image
Unpleasant questions are being raised about Mother's Day. Is this day necessary? . . . Isn't it bad public policy? . . . No… — Russell Baker Copy Share Image
