Admiral Quote by David Letterman Download Open image “Obesity is now a problem in the navy. They've created a new rank: Really Big Rear Admiral.” — David Letterman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Admiral Bigs Navy Obesity Problem
I don't care if a flight attendant is fat as long as she doesn't sneak back to the galley for a gossip when she… — Barkha Dutt Copy Share Image
“Nobody wants to sit next to a fat person on a plane. Don't think we don't know. That's why - to return to my… — Lindy West Copy Share Image
Each and every one of us has unknowingly played a part in the obesity problem. — Indra Nooyi Copy Share Image
Obesity is a problem that nearly every nation in the world is facing, but there is much that we can do to fix it. — Richard Attias Copy Share Image
One of the problems in the Navy is that tradition of being captain of the ship. And an awful lot of people can be… — Patricia Schroeder Copy Share Image
It's something like 70% of American adults are obese, and the rest of them are women on Ally McBeal. — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
Mind you, I've always been a very off-message type of fat broad; one who gladly admits she reached the size she is now solely… — Julie Burchill Copy Share Image
There is an obesity epidemic. One out of every three Americans... weighs as much as the other two. — Richard Jeni Copy Share Image
“Ascribing personal responsibility to the obese individual is not a rational argument for an eminently practical reason: it fails to advance any efforts to… — Lustig Robert Copy Share Image
Two things you need to know about taxes. They've extended the deadline to April 18, and when you write your check, just make it… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
You know Kim Jong Un, the evil dictator of North Korea? Apparently, a guy in his inner circle used his ashtray while smoking and… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
It's the first day of spring. That means this weekend I'll take down my Christmas lights. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
There are a lot of New York City Thanksgiving traditions. For example, a lot of New Yorkers don't buy the frozen Thanksgiving turkey. They… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I can hardly wait until Donald Trump announces his celebrity cabinet. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Experts say this global warming is serious, and they are predicting now that by the year 2050, we will be out of party ice. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going to be tough because it's been 25 years since… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I'm worried about John Kerry, he's so confident now that he's already planning his White House sex scandal. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Do I think there is a heaven? Uh, yeah I do. Like a really big gymnasium. How do I see myself there? With really… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
If it wasn't for coffee, I'd have no discernible personality at all. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
We had generals who were admirals and admirals who wanted to be generals. Generals acting as admirals are bad enough, but it was the… — Holland Smith Copy Share Image
Admirals extolled for standing still, or doing nothing with a deal of skill. — William Cowper Copy Share Image
I do want to say that I was just endorsed - and more are coming next week - it will be over 200 admirals,… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
"Thanks be to God," says the Admiral, "the air is soft as in April in Seville, and it is a pleasure to be in… — Christopher Columbus Copy Share Image
But in this country it is necessary, now and then, to put one admiral to death in order to inspire the others to fight. — Voltaire Copy Share Image
As president, I wouldn't be making the day-to-day combat decisions. The job of the commander-in-chief is to lay the objective out and then you… — Ted Cruz Copy Share Image
The Admiral says that he never beheld so fair a thing: trees all along the river, beautiful and green, and different from ours, with… — Christopher Columbus Copy Share Image
"Of this voyage, I observe," says the Admiral, "that it has miraculously been shown, as may be understood by this writing, by the many… — Christopher Columbus Copy Share Image
There aren't any great men. There are just great challenges that ordinary men like you and me are forced by circumstances to meet. — William Halsey Copy Share Image
Among the men who fought on Iwo Jima, uncommon valor was a common virtue. — Chester W. Nimitz Copy Share Image
Ford used to come to work in a big car with two Admiral's flags, on each side of the car. His assistant would be… — Richard Widmark Copy Share Image
I call my dad 'Admiral Ass Hat,' he doesn't really think it's funny. — Jay Crownover Copy Share Image