Death Quote by Darynda Jones

How can you be a vegetarian atheist and own a gun? Well, that's who I am.

— Bobcat Goldthwait

In the past in many Atheist chat rooms I was always found this statement amusing. Wait till you die and find out there's nothing…

— Stanley Victor Paskavich

“Besides, when you hit your thumb with an eight-pound hammer it’s nice to be able to blaspheme. It takes a very special and strong-minded…

— Terry Pratchett

“A long time ago I learned that an atheist and a believer trying to have a discussion about God and religion is like shooting…

— T.K. Decker

“Thank God in an atheist.”

— Mal Peet

“There is only one God and all atheists will learn that after their deaths”

— Munia Khan

“To be an atheist you must accept the impossible, believe the ridiculous, and trust the absurd.”

— Steve Kumar

“God! You hear me, God? Maybe I don't believe in you, but you damned well better believe in me! J. B. Books! See this…

— Glendon Swarthout

“It's true what they say, you know: if you talk to God, you're religious; but if you hear from God, yor're schizophrenic.”

— Tim Downs

“I am an atheist, but as far as blowing up the world in a nuclear war goes, I tell them not to worry.”

— Fred Hoyle

“Nothing disappoints an atheist more than meeting God.”

— Srini Chandra

I used to be an atheist, until I realized I had nothing to shout during blowjobs. Oh Random Chance! Oh Random Chance! just doesn't…

— Robert Anton Wilson