Atheist Quote by Robert Anton Wilson

I used to be an atheist, but I've chilled out a bit on that.

— Stephen Moyer

The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm.

— Anonymous

What does an atheist scream when they come?

— Bill Hicks

In the past in many Atheist chat rooms I was always found this statement amusing. Wait till you die and find out there's nothing…

— Stanley Victor Paskavich

“Besides, when you hit your thumb with an eight-pound hammer it’s nice to be able to blaspheme. It takes a very special and strong-minded…

— Terry Pratchett

I am a professed atheist, until I find myself in serious circumstances. Then I quickly fall on my knees, in my mind if not…

— Don McCullin

“It’s possible to be flippant here, when Jihadists fly aircraft into buildings they shout God is Great, what do atheists shout when they do…

— Martin Amis

People are always surprised when I say that I'm an atheist.

— Jodie Foster

I had a calling, this is what happened, I've explained the story many times. I've had my priest on, I've had atheists on. When…

— Jay Mohr

I am surprised that anyone can profess to be an atheist.

— Ray Comfort

I know you're an atheist, but I can make you scream God.

— MrCountry

What am I supposed to say to an atheist when he sneezes, ah, when you die nothing happens.

— Dane Cook