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“What am I supposed to say to an atheist when he sneezes, ah, when you die nothing happens.” quote by Dane Cook — Download Open image

“What am I supposed to say to an atheist when he sneezes, ah, when you die nothing happens.”

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If you lie to a person at least tell someone else you've lied to the truth. It balances out your karma.

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Trolls look for reasons to hate but really what they are mad at is the fact they are not included in anything ever.

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In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak.

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