Bob Quote by Darynda Jones

“Madison!” Bob’s head jerks up and he steps back three paces from me, and all the warmth that was him is suddenly gone. “Dad!”…

— Tammy Falkner

“Sam told me as we were hanging up our coats that Bob was “baked like a fucking cake.” I really had to quote that…

— Steven Chbosky

“Jim. If you have any other outside events, don’t confess them. That’s my advice, okay?”“What am I going to do, Bob? I have no…

— Elizabeth Strout

“It’s boring.” “Oh,” I said. I rubbed at my jaw. “You think I should have gone four-color?” Bob stared at me for a second…

— Jim Butcher

“Someone's a very dirty Uncle."...."And a very naughty niece”

— G.A. Aiken

“From now on when a boy starts telling me about his lost loves I am going to run in the opposite direction screaming loudly...…

— Sylvia Plath

“Jimmy Murray, you are an ass,' said Aunt Ruth, angrily. 'Well, we're cousins,' agreed Cousin Jimmy pleasantly.”

— L.M. Montgomery

Does Uncle Bob have anything?" "I heard he has an STD." "I mean on the women." "Oh, I have no idea if they have…

— Darynda Jones

“Uncle Sam’s not related to me. He’s stuck his dick in the American Pie too many times to be welcome at my family picnics.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I’ll never forget one of the first families I visited. The father was a railroad man who had lost his job. I was told…

— Studs Terkel

“You're aunt's just--what is it--down the hall. You know damn well this place isn't soundproofed." "You'll just have to be quiet." He gave her…

— J.D. Robb

“Heyyy,” I said with a wave. “What. Is. Up .” “ Hey , he says,” Gary snapped, flipping his mane prettily. “Can you believe…

— T.J. Klune