Bob Quote by Darynda Jones

I climbed into Misery and called Uncle Bob. “We hooking up?” “Why does everything out of your mouth make me sound incestuous?” “Um, I…

— Darynda Jones

“Someone's a very dirty Uncle."...."And a very naughty niece”

— G.A. Aiken

Name a sexual disease, she got it like Sam Goody.

— Dr. Dre

“No sun cream or condoms, just in case you’re looking at the lady-boys. There’s plenty of AIDS lingering about and every STD you can…

— Simon Palmer

“Jim. If you have any other outside events, don’t confess them. That’s my advice, okay?”“What am I going to do, Bob? I have no…

— Elizabeth Strout

“How'd you know that would help, Grandma? Used to have a regular who had attacks like that all the time. Poor guy. He was…

— Jennifer LeBlanc

“I feel like I'm in one of those teen shows where a caring friend lets her naive schoolmate know that the popular guy in…

— A.M. Robinson

“I don’t know dick about vaginas.”

— Jarod Kintz

“He wears jeans, untucked shirts, and a Glock 19, and he has a big shaggy dog named Bob.”

— Janet Evanovich

“...They called the lake Bob. Don't ask me why. "Gonna go sit by Bob," someone would say, or "Bob looks like hell this morning.”

— Erin Saldin

“I didn’t even know his name. I prayed it wasn’t Billy Bob.”

— Ree Drummond

“Sam told me as we were hanging up our coats that Bob was “baked like a fucking cake.” I really had to quote that…

— Steven Chbosky