Quote by Darynda Jones Download Open image ““10 I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not so sure. —T-SHIRT”” — Darynda Jones ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I called it a nine because I was saving my ten. And here it was, the great and terrible ten, slamming me again and… — John Green Copy Share Image
“nine times out of ten they filling your head up with shit ‘cause they want what you have.” — Shan Copy Share Image
“Pick a number between one to ten. Now, pick the number that you think I picked you to pick. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Those boys. Nine times out of ten, they're wrong and the tenth time they made a lucky guess.” — Kirn Hans Copy Share Image
“Somebody got to think for women and chillun and cows. I god, they sho don’t think none theirselves… When Ah see one thing Ah… — Zora Neale Hurston Copy Share Image
“Give me a number between one and twenty.” Unable to see where this was going, she shrugged. “Eleven.” “You lose. Now strip off your… — Suzanne Wright Copy Share Image
“don’t expect everything to be handed to me. Just set it down wherever. —T-SHIRT” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Oh, my god, I don't know. What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“If ever there was a time to carry a flashlight, it would definitely be at night.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I reported to work the next morning looking like something the cat dragged in, half eaten yet somehow still alive.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
