Bites Quote by Dana Gould Download Open image “Life is like jury duty. Just do it and get it over with.” — Dana Gould ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bites Duty Jury Jury duty Just do it Life Life is Life is like Reality bites Responsibility
Life is a tragedy filled with suffering and despair and yet some people do manage to avoid jury duty. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
Get over it - Life isn't Supposed to be fair. Get over yourself, and be of service to others. — Jonathan Lockwood Huie Copy Share
Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don't have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'd… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It's rare to find someone excited over jury duty. If they're out there, I've never met them. Not a one. When the summons for… — Regina Brett Copy Share Image
Don't judge. There are two sides to every story. If you're not going to take the time to hear both, then you don't even… — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
If I had it to do again, I would less often judge myself and more often ask for a jury. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
Serving jury duty is a fascinating little slice of life, with its motley crew of personalities. — Nina Garcia Copy Share Image
I always wait until a jury has spoken before I anticipate what they will do. — Janet Reno Copy Share Image
As hard as I try to live with some degree of faith in my life, I just can't believe that the full moon can… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Somewhere, there's someone who's masturbation ritual ends with them setting up ventriloquist dummies facing the bed. I mean, someone else. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
I feel very uncomfortable when I eat in restaurants. I'm obnoxiously polite with the waiters: 'I just want a tuna sandwich. I'll go get… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Cowboy boots with a suit? You're a rough, tough businessman. Chaps with a bow tie? You're in the rough, tough man business. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Despite a primitive brain, the octopus possesses an intricate system that helps it decide which tentacle to masturbate with. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
I got mugged about six months ago. The oddest thing about the entire situation, though, was that I wasn't afraid, which is strange because… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
It's gonna be awesome! A suspected pedophile dunks my kids head in a bucket so when she dies she can live in an invisible… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
If I ever go into a coma, one of you has to promise to come by occasionally and tweeze my unibrow. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
They say that God is in the details. Then again, they also say that the Devil is in the details. Boy, talk about awkward. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
I do not want to live at the cost of the life even of a snake. I should let him bite me to death… — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
Much like teaching art to young art students age 10 to 15 or so on, you have to break it down into bite-sized pieces, essential components. You have to - you know, at this point I'm so used to operating within given assumptions about art. But when you're explaining art to art students or people who are new to this… — Kehinde Wiley Copy Share
While you're playing cards with a regular guy or having a bite to eat with him, he seems a peaceable, good-humoured and not entirely dense person. But just begin a conversation with him about something inedible, politics or science, for instance, and he ends up in a deadend or starts in on such an obtuse and base philosophy that you… — Anton Chekhov Copy Share
The way to get through anything mentally painful is to take it a little at a time. The mind can't handle dealing with a massive iceberg of pain in front of it, but it can deal with short nuggets that will come to an end. So instead of thinking, Ugh, I've got twenty-four miles to go, focus on making it… — Joe De Sena Copy Share
Experience is the only real teacher and if you keep a diary you get three bites at educating yourself - when it happens, when you write it down, and when you reread it and realise you were wrong. Making mistakes is part of life. The only things I would feel ashamed of would be if I had said things I… — Tony Benn Copy Share
“If mankind's destined to bite the bullet, let's bite it and be damned.” — Darren Shan Copy Share Image
Our legal system, including the police, is anti-Dalit and anti-poor. The death penalty laws' wrathful majesty, in blood-shot equality, deals the fatal blow on the poor not the rich, the pariah not the brahmin, the black not the white, the underdog not the top dog, the dissenter not the conformist. . . The law barks at all but bites only… — V. R. Krishna Iyer Copy Share
I have known a very good, fisher angle diligently four or six hours for a river carp, and not have a bite. — Izaak Walton Copy Share Image
If someone sits and stares at you while you eat, you won't even eat the way you normally do, because it'll make you so… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
Zen is not interested in high-flown statements; it wants its pupil to bite his apple and not discuss it. — Anne Bancroft Copy Share Image
