April fools day Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “This is the one day of the year I wish I was on jury duty.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare April fools day Jury duty
It's rare to find someone excited over jury duty. If they're out there, I've never met them. Not a one. When the summons for… — Regina Brett Copy Share Image
The great thing about our system of democracy is when they call you for jury duty, you have to come... It's an honor and… — Antonio Villaraigosa Copy Share Image
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
Serving jury duty is a fascinating little slice of life, with its motley crew of personalities. — Nina Garcia Copy Share Image
Lazy people know how to avoid jury duty, then again, who needs a jury ? — Grass Hopper Copy Share Image
I had only been a citizen for two weeks when I received a summons to appear for jury duty! — Alex Trebek Copy Share Image
Life is a tragedy filled with suffering and despair and yet some people do manage to avoid jury duty. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
If I had it to do again, I would less often judge myself and more often ask for a jury. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A day will come when the world will celebrate your name, your fame, your personality and your views. But April Fool comes once in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today is April Fools Day. Believe nothing, and trust no one...So it's like any other day. Right? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today if anyone praises you for your beauty, personality, style or attitude? Just kick him. How dare he fool you before April 1st. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best day to propose to a girl is on April Fools Day. If she says yes, then good. But, if she says no… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“Hello everyone (Fools & Wise Ones)! Welcome to New Month, April! A month known for sunshine, spring vibes & it’s fool’s day. Honestly speaking,… — Rajesh Goyal Copy Share Image
April is my favorite month because is the month everyone been foolish . LOL — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath. — John Oliver Copy Share Image
“I’m sorry Mr Lichtenstein, but your January birthday means only one thing and that's you're probably conceived on April Fools Day.” — Olivia Lichtenstein Copy Share Image
April Fools is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty four days. — Bubbly Copy Share Image
