Advantage Quote by Conan O'Brien

“Today, you have achieved something special, something only 92 percent of Americans your age will ever know: a college diploma. That’s right, with your college diploma you now have a crushing advantage over 8 percent of the workforce. I'm talking about dropout losers like Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, and Mark Zuckerberg.”

Conan O'Brien

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (10 ratings)

More by Conan O'Brien

A federal court has ruled that the U.S. Postal Service must reduce its stamp prices. The change in stamp prices is expected to affect…

Conan O'Brien

Image

NBC is making a movie about Martha Stewart that will cover the recent stock scandal. They are thinking of calling it 'The Road To…

Conan O'Brien

Image

People should say 'no comment' more often. No comment! I love no comment. Let's have more no comment.

Conan O'Brien

Image

A new study reveals that one-third of babies in the U.S. have used a smartphone. Yeah, and one-third of babies in China have MADE…

Conan O'Brien

Image

Martha Stewart showed up at Manhattan FBI Headquarters to have her finger prints taken and pose for a mug shot. Then Martha explained how…

Conan O'Brien

Image

The big story today, Barack Obama was accused of insulting Sarah Palin when he criticized Republican policies by saying, you can put lipstick on…

Conan O'Brien

Image

LEGO has announced that they are shutting down their U.S. factory and moving it to Canada. LEGO employees say it's their fault because they…

Conan O'Brien

Image

A new survey reveals that women would rather give up sex than give up the remote control for the TV. Men, on the other…

Conan O'Brien

Image

Yesterday the DEA raided several NFL teams suspected of giving prescription painkillers to their players. In its defense, the New York Jets' doctor said,…

Conan O'Brien

Image

President Obama gave a speech about healthcare tonight, and yesterday he gave a pep talk to students. He told them that in order to…

Conan O'Brien

Image

The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.

Conan O'Brien

Image

“Disappointment leads to clarity, which leads to conviction and true originality.”

Conan O'Brien

Image

Explore all 489 Conan O'Brien quotes

More Advantage quotes

Dogmatists have one advantage: they are poor listeners.

Frans de Waal

Image

Next came the Patent laws. These began in England in 1624; and, in this country, with the adoption of our constitution. Before then [these?],…

Abraham Lincoln

Image

Talented people can predict with great accuracy what's about to happen just a tiny bit ahead of their competitors. It might be two seconds…

Kevin Maney

Image

All I ever wanted was an unfair advantage

Garrison Wynn

Image

Part of the advantage, and part of the result of trying to be a producer and director, are the practical things, you find. It's…

Campbell Scott

Image

I was born with a silver microphone in my mouth, and that was an advantage. My father wrote books and was also a great…

Jonathan Dimbleby

Image

Like funny men, skilled diners are apparently perceived to have an evolutionary advantage.

Dana Goodyear

Image

For some reason when I decide to pursue something, I never have any fear that it won't happen. I think it's just ingrained in…

Kelly Blatz

Image

My influences are jazz, blues, European classical music; they are rock music and pop music. So many kinds of music. World music from different…

Rokia Traore

Image

Baseball needs to put the steroids era behind it by having and enforcing tough rules against all kinds of artificial advantages, so that spring…

Marvin Olasky

Image

Daily contact with some teachers is itself all-sided ethical education for the child without a spoken precept. Here, too, the real advantage of male…

G. Stanley Hall

Image

If [Donald] Trump throws 20 million off of health care, that's going to be - if he handles this badly - and it's very…

Van Jones

Image

Browse all 3,353 Advantage quotes

Advantage Quote by Conan O'Brien

Related quotes

More by Conan O'Brien

More Advantage quotes