Claims Quote by Conan O'Brien

Gas tax holiday is a classic Washington gimmick.

— Barack Obama

It is time to tax and regulate marijuana like alcohol. It is time to end the arrests of so many people and the destruction…

— Bernie Sanders

Isnt it appropriate that the month of the tax begins with April Fools Day and ends with cries of 'May Day!'

— Anonymous

A new report says that last year Colorado collected $44 million in marijuana taxes. Unfortunately, they can't remember where they put it.

— Conan O'Brien

One of the governor's complaints: federal rules that prohibit dispensary owners from putting their money in banks. "If you really want to introduce corruption…

— John Hickenlooper

Several states are now looking into the possibility of taxing marijuana as a source of revenue. That is so typical of the government, isn't…

— Jay Leno

Today is tax day. A lot of people are hoping they get refunds. And that's just the folks here in the audience.

— David Letterman

“the guy who gets caught with a dozen pot plants in his back yard will have all of his possessions confiscated, while the suit…

— Joseph Befumo

With all due respect to Speaker Hastert, trying to eliminate the IRS by adopting a national retail sales tax is a very dumb idea.

— Bruce Bartlett

Los Angeles residents are going to vote on a tax on anything sold in a medical marijuana dispensary. If the measure passes the city…

— Conan O'Brien

Some taxes are really dumb.

— Maxime Bernier

“While the legalization of Cannabis is still new and being regulated for growing, packaging, distribution and sales, the IRS is old and has many…

— Loren Weisman