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“People are questioning if Ted Cruz can legally run for president because he was born in Canada. And the last thing we want to do is pave the way for a President Bieber.”

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A federal court has ruled that the U.S. Postal Service must reduce its stamp prices. The change in stamp prices is expected to affect…

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NBC is making a movie about Martha Stewart that will cover the recent stock scandal. They are thinking of calling it 'The Road To…

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People should say 'no comment' more often. No comment! I love no comment. Let's have more no comment.

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A new study reveals that one-third of babies in the U.S. have used a smartphone. Yeah, and one-third of babies in China have MADE…

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The big story today, Barack Obama was accused of insulting Sarah Palin when he criticized Republican policies by saying, you can put lipstick on…

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LEGO has announced that they are shutting down their U.S. factory and moving it to Canada. LEGO employees say it's their fault because they…

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A new survey reveals that women would rather give up sex than give up the remote control for the TV. Men, on the other…

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Yesterday the DEA raided several NFL teams suspected of giving prescription painkillers to their players. In its defense, the New York Jets' doctor said,…

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The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.

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“Disappointment leads to clarity, which leads to conviction and true originality.”

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Anybody looking for a quiet life has picked the wrong century to born in.

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I know that in the rap game you've got a lot of people, that come from poverty, was born in poverty and if it…

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Nothing old is ever reborn but neither does it totally disappear. And that which has once been born, will always reappear in a new…

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I have lifted my plane . . . for perhaps a thousand flights and I have never felt her wheels glide from the Earth…

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If there is any period one would desire to be born in, is it not the age of Revolution; when the old and the…

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Must I go bound while you go free Must I love a manwho doesn't love me Must I be born with so little art…

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I'm not against gay people. I have a relative who is also gay. We can't help it if they were born that way.

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For the glory born of Goodness Never dies, And its flag is not half-masted In the skies.

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