Funny Quote by Cockroach

I don't see myself as extremely handsome. I just figure I can charm you into liking me.

— Wesley Snipes

Oh, I don’t mean you’re handsome, not the way people think of handsome. Your face seems kind. But your eyes - they’re beautiful. They’re…

— Charles Bukowski

I am dark and handsome. When it's dark, I'm handsome…

— Green Monk

I wish I were a big-mouthed cockroach, so that I could lick all the sugar off your sweet kisses before gently and softly biting…

— Jean-Paul Malfatti

I will beat thee into handsomeness

— William Shakespeare

I'm not handsome in the classical sense. The eyes droop, the mouth is crooked, the teeth aren't straight, the voice sounds like a mafioso…

— Sylvester Stallone

At least you are mine! Soon – in a few months, perhaps, my angel will sleep in my arms, will awaken in my arms,…

— Victor Hugo

I'm not handsome in the classical sense. The eyes droop, the mouth is crooked, the teeth aren't straight, the voice sounds like a Mafioso…

— Sylvester Stallone

Just don't tell me you love me, your gonna make it too hard for me, I wish you were ugly, I wouldn't be so…

— Big Sean

I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world. If you're out there and you're cute, maybe…

— Frank Zappa

You might not be the most attractive but you have the most attractive words. And bae you left me speechless the first day.

— Anonymous

You're gonna make it too hard for me. I wish you were ugly. It wouldn't be so hard to leave. Cause baby I hate…

— Big Sean