Divorce Quote by Christopher Titus Download Open image “I lost 28 pounds in my divorce…because that's what a soul weighs.” — Christopher Titus ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Divorce Lost Pounds Soul
I think a lot of people think because I was getting the divorce, that was really the catalyst for gaining so much weight. — Valerie Bertinelli Copy Share Image
Anyone that's ever been through a divorce knows that divorce is hard. It's like the stomach flu, you will be skinny afterward. A 200-pound… — Eva Marcille Copy Share Image
I've been 35 lbs. heavier than I am now and 25 lbs. thinner than I am now, and both of those times were probably… — Mindy Grossman Copy Share Image
I went through a lifestyle change when I dropped 40 pounds. Taking care of my diet was the first thing I did. — Mark Spitz Copy Share Image
“How do you weigh a soul? Is it heavy with love or hate? Does it deny the things it's done? Does it even remember… — Ashley Jeffery Copy Share Image
In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I didn't lose weight for my career or a relationship - I did it to be happy and, as Oprah says, to live my… — Adrienne C. Moore Copy Share Image
If I'm known as the girl that lost weight and it's been six years later and I've still kept off the 110 pounds, God… — Carnie Wilson Copy Share Image
My father thrives on fear. You know that prayer If I should die before I wake? I had sheets that said that! — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
Ladies, if you're at the mall and you think your man is looking at other girls just remember: If your man is at the… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
I find that Americans are all in the middle somewhere, except for the extreme nuts, and extreme nuts on both sides are the loudest.… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
My father? A hard drinking man from the 70's. We actually have no pictures of my dad where he is not holding a beer.… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
Everybody I've ever met was destroyed by a member of the opposite sex early on and that damage you took into every relationship after… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
Psychiatrist are like mind hookers. Give them 200 dollars and they just screw with your head. — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
All of Dad's relationships ended exactly the same: subpoena, beep of a moving van backing up the driveway, pile of his clothes burning on… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
Texas is a hell hole, man. Dirt, cactus, lizards, dirt, cactus, the Bush family. — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
Sometimes failure makes your future because you set the past on fire. — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
When you are a screwed up person, you have a responsibility to keep your normal friends from getting walked on. 'Cos, how bad could… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
If you're a racist, right now, in 2011... You just look like a retard, man. — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
Why should I learn English? I'm never going to England. Shah, pffff, ur, doy. — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
Every woman I have ever loved has left her print upon me, where I loved some invaluable piece of myself apart from me-so different… — Audre Lorde Copy Share Image
I had a pretty public divorce. They're not easy - divorces - and it took me a long time to really get through. — Nas Copy Share Image
Divorce isn't such a tragedy. A tragedy's staying in an unhappy marriage, teaching your children the wrong things about love. Nobody ever died of… — Jennifer Weiner Copy Share Image
If I told my wife I was going to become a manager she'd say 'sign this then. Don't worry it's only a divorce. Au… — David Ginola Copy Share Image
It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death.… — Richard Jeni Copy Share Image
“Jesus and Paul knew the Old Testament completely. Their comments about divorce were meant to add to, not replace or change, what was already… — Caroline Abbott Copy Share Image
Everyone knows that when you go through a divorce, it's a really difficult time for both parties and you've all - you believe, you… — Heather Mills Copy Share Image
Those who divorce aren't necessarily the most unhappy, just those neatly able to believe their misery is caused by one other person. — Alain de Botton Copy Share Image
I've been through hell. It's hard to think you have this life, and then all of a sudden - was it a lie? You're… — Elin Nordegren Copy Share Image
Divorce is so common and accepted in America that beating myself up over it may sound ridiculous. But I was raised to believe that… — Trisha Yearwood Copy Share Image
“Separation isn’t time or distance it’s the bridge between us finer than silk thread sharper than swords” — Nazım Hikmet Copy Share Image
“It’s a fallacy that this generation does not know how to love as its predecessor did. Truth of the matter is, modern love is… — Lebo Grand Copy Share Image
