Humor Quote by Christopher Moore

I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And…

— George H. W. Bush

I want to give you a way to eat your broccoli in a way that you actually want to eat it.

— Ella Woodward

Mother: It's broccoli, dear. --- Child: I say it's spinach, and I say the hell with it.

— E. B. White

I really think broccoli is my vegetable of choice. You can cook it so many different ways.

— Mike Conley Jr

I think Chocolate is God's apology for Broccoli. . .

— Rick Sutter

I love greens, like spinach, avocado, broccoli.

— Hafthor Bjornsson

Broccoli is not as bad as people make out. It might give you wind, but I'd prefer to have wind and have good health.…

— Chris Eubank Sr

I want to make vegetables a bit cooler and help people see them as something that can be an interesting, delicious addition to any…

— Ella Woodward

I'm President of the United States, and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli!

— George H. W. Bush

“I’ll never go hungry, because I’m a pet owner and a meat eater. I used to own broccoli, but taking it for a walk…

— Jarod Kintz

Don't be a salad. BE THE BEST DAMN BROCCOLI YOU COULD EVER BE!

— Pewdiepie

the existence of broccoli does not in any way affect the taste of chocolate

— John Green