Funny Quote by Christina Lauren Download Open image ““I know you're saying something profound, but it's hard to focus when your tits are out.”” — Christina Lauren ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Hot Max-stella
“don’t even get me started on what she rams her boobs into. It is surely a manacle for tits.” — Marata Eros Copy Share Image
“Not my place to give you hell over your preference. Tits are awesome, but whatever.” — Kele Moon Copy Share Image
“Men and women, alike, can’t help but stare at breasts, even if they aren’t that great. It’s like a car wreck, you just can’t… — Erica Chilson Copy Share Image
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“See, the problem with boobs is if you have big ones, you can never look thin. You get these burns on your shoulders from bra straps, and your back hurts. And unless you're using them for their intended purpose, they're always in the way." "In the way of what? My hands, My face? Don't you blaspheme in here." He looked… — Christina Lauren Copy Share
“I love women’s breasts. I love how they don’t blink when I stare at them.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Your tits are lopsided like someone was filling balloons with flour and ran out.” — Dick Von Hardigan Copy Share Image
“Damn that dimple. I just want to lick it, or push my nipple into it. Oh, crap. Focus. “What” — Ker Dukey Copy Share Image
“Not too dim for you to ogle my breasts.” “Men have built-in night vision that comes on for such opportunities.” — Ruby Lionsdrake Copy Share Image
“You’re standing by yourself talking about tits?” Kyler asked from behind me. I gave a little shriek and spun around. “God…” A sexy half-grin… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“I set my glass down and met his eyes, feeling an overwhelming surge of affection for this man. "That ... makes sense," I said,… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“But this...writing about how it feels to listen to music, to have found him--it almost feels like I'm writing a description of how my organs work… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“It's possible I mentally calculate the danger of being relatively drunk for the entirety of the next few weeks.” — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“Bennett was here. And he looked terrible. He'd lost weight, and although he was neatly dressed and clean-shaven, his clothes hung all wrong on… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“(...) loving someone isn't enough, that you must wait until you find your heart.” — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“He shakes his head, and I think this moment, right here, is when it really hits me that Sebastian's identity isn't queer. It's not… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“ Mmpf . You’re so heavy. Do you have bricks in your pocket? Get off me.” “But you’re so warm,” he whines. “And soft.… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“One month flies by when you're falling love with the woman you're using for sex. Two is an eternity when the woman you love… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“I’ve never seen him arrive or leave, because I always walk past him, drop a dollar bill in his case, and keep moving. Then,… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“He nodded again and I was tempted to tell him the rule of silence: sometimes an awkward silence is actually far less awkward than… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“You obviously don;t understand a thing about men. Or, more specifically, this man." "I don't?" "No, I'm not scared of periods, and you could… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“Mike Hawk!” Bennett practically yelled at me, dropping his hand. His eyes were red from laughing. “How am I supposed to keep it together… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
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