Club Quote by Chris Rock Download Open image “A comedy club is a place where you work out material, you're trying material.” — Chris Rock ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Club Clubs Comedy Comedy club Humor Materials Place Trying Work Work out
Comedy clubs sharpen a comic, they're like the gym for us, making us stronger, faster, funnier. Without them every comedy show would feel like… — Nigel Ng Copy Share Image
I've never done a comedy club in my life. It's weird because I don't have the same background as most comics. I don't have… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
I don't personally feel comfortable performing in a comedy club, mainly because as an audience member, I've never enjoyed that experience. It feels a… — Michael Showalter Copy Share Image
The problem with a lot of comedy clubs is not that they are a comedy club; it's just the cheesy way they're presenting themselves. That's why a lot of people have a problem with them. If you're a relatively unknown comedian, you can play at a comedy club, you might play to hundreds of people every night. But if you… — Todd Barry Copy Share
A lot of comedy clubs are set up with people sitting at little tables and you have everything from the way they are seated… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
Even though I have fond feelings for comedy clubs, I enjoy the focus you get in a theater. Comedy clubs are a different animal.… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
Comedy clubs can be brutal. Those people are for real, and if you aren't funny, they aren't laughing. They don't care who you are. — Marlon Wayans Copy Share Image
When you're at a comedy club, if you're not funny, you don't work. People will let you know, whether it's by booing or yelling… — Brad Stine Copy Share Image
Comedy is a funny thing, and it's really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content,… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I'd like to help other comedians and when I get a little older I'd like to open up a nice comedy club that is… — Bruce Bruce Copy Share Image
Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
If you live with a single parent, you don't see compromise. You witness a grown person living in a world where they do what… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Nobody ever says, 'Hey daddy, thanks for knockin' out this rent.' 'Hey daddy, I sure love this hot water.' 'Hey daddy, it's easy to… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
You can't think the thoughts you want to think if you think you're being watched. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
There's not one reference in that thing that doesn't play. People deal with emotions in music all the time, but comedians are always talking… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
My mother got sick when I was rich. And my mother, you know … I don’t really want to get into it, but my… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Here's the thing. When we talk about race relations in America or racial progress, it's all nonsense. There are no race relations. White people… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I was raised to believe that you had to do things better than white people in order to succeed. The old black shows were… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
United was my first European club. We won two titles and almost won the Champions League. — Javier Hernandez Copy Share Image
I really don't think you need a letter on your jersey to be a leader on a hockey club. — Carey Price Copy Share Image
At times you are going to miss people. When that happens, others have to come to the front and show the calibre that brought… — Mike Phelan Copy Share Image
When I go to my health club, and it's in the basement, you have to take the elevator down. And this drives me crazy.… — Malcolm Gladwell Copy Share Image
Top of my wishlist is to play for a club that wants me to be their goalkeeper. — Joe Hart Copy Share Image
I've enjoyed my time at every club I have worked at, I've been lucky, but I won't jump in and finish up working with… — Harry Redknapp Copy Share Image
A lot of my friends send me Snapchats of when they're in the club, and they're like, 'It's your song!' — Zara Larsson Copy Share Image
Over the past decade, I've been lucky to have witnessed and played a part in Manchester City's rise as a club and a brand. — Vincent Kompany Copy Share Image
It's important to know how much I'll play and how much the club trusts me, that's why I picked Juventus because they told me… — Matthijs de Ligt Copy Share Image
As a club, we have an educational purpose: to give back to those people who love Arsenal so that they learn moral values from… — Arsene Wenger Copy Share Image
I've never belonged to any group that didn't have at least one member who wasn't a total dick. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
As a player, if a club is desperate to sign you, then you can benefit from that. Desperate clubs are prepared to pay more… — Diego Forlan Copy Share Image
