Funny Quote by Chris Pratt Download Open image “I don't even know how I ended up with the woman that I'm with!” — Chris Pratt ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Inspirational Know how Knows Love Success
If anything happens to me, tell every woman I've ever gone with I was talking about her at the end. That way, they'll have… — Albert Brooks Copy Share Image
I don't know anyone else I could have hooked up with who could have handled me. I've got my woman and she's a very… — Adrian Dunbar Copy Share Image
I had to break it off with this last girl. We had nothing in common. For example, I'm a night person and she had… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you start a relationship being the other woman, you will never be the only woman. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I’ve done all kinds of cool things as an actor—I’ve jumped out of helicopters and done some daring stunts and played baseball in a… — Chris Pratt Copy Share Image
I've eaten weird things through the course of my life. I've eaten wild game, I've eaten possum - possum's no good. — Chris Pratt Copy Share Image
I just feel like, if I drink, I want to drink a case of beer and not two beers. Two beers doesn't do anything… — Chris Pratt Copy Share Image
I have some weird habits. For instance, I love beets. Show me a salad bar and I will clean them out of their beets. — Chris Pratt Copy Share Image
I surprised myself with my ability to run. It's kind of like tippy toe running. I would not be able to outrun Indominus Rex,… — Chris Pratt Copy Share Image
I would definitely not rule out doing television in the future because I think it's a great medium for telling stories. And it can… — Chris Pratt Copy Share Image
Just be yourself and forget all of the stuff you read in 'GQ' magazine. — Chris Pratt Copy Share Image
I know this may come as a shock to most of you, but I've decided to quit acting. I will not be auditioning for… — Chris Pratt Copy Share Image
What's neat about TV is you get really rich, an opportunity to tell really rich stories over the course of 20 hours. Film is… — Chris Pratt Copy Share Image
I'd love to work with Steve Martin. I'd love to work with Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd. — Chris Pratt Copy Share Image
I know that me personally I'm different than anyone else, just like our mothers all tell us we're all very special and unique and… — Chris Pratt Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
