Comedian Quote by Chris Gethard Download Open image “Many comedians - both male and female - do have an "I will never date another comedian" rule.” — Chris Gethard ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedian Female Males
“Maybe we women gravitate toward comedy because it is a socially acceptable way to break rules and a release from our daily life.” — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
When writing comedy, you have to have the confidence to believe that there is only one type of relationship in the world, and we… — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
“Don't be too funny, guys like funny but they don't want to marry a comedian, right? The guy is supposed to be the funny… — Lindsey Kelk Copy Share Image
Ex-girlfriends will find themselves in my new routine. Sometimes they like that, and sometimes they definitely do not. But comedians should come with a… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I joked about every prominent man of my time, but I never met a man I didn't like. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion. — Anthony Anderson Copy Share Image
For the most part, comedians are pretty friendly with each other. They always say they badmouth each other, but most of the time, they're… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
First and foremost when you're doing comedy, you gotta be relevant and applicable to the times that you're living in. When you try and… — Adam McKay Copy Share Image
There was a story saying I didn't like contemporary comedians, but it's completely untrue - a lot of them are very dear friends of… — Ronnie Corbett Copy Share Image
My medications make me easier to deal with. They don't interfere with my creativity or turn me into a zombie or dull my real… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I didn't like who I was. I spent a lot of my life regretting who I was, which is a sad thing to say. — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
We don't judge people for dying in car crashes. But we do judge people when they die of suicide. — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
If you are dating someone in New York City, and they invite you over to watch a movie, they don't really want to watch… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I think, in my own life, I'm pretty political. I think I have some very strong ideals, and I struggle a lot with it.… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
The street I lived on for the first handful of years of my life was lined with modest, lower-middle-class houses with small front yards and cracked driveways - your typical North Jersey neighborhood, with all the odd hidden darkness that that implies. — Chris Gethard Copy Share
I'm not exactly Don Draper when it comes to physical attractiveness. — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I am a stereotypical northeasterner. I'm always in a rush. I've attracted stares from out-of-towners when I've shoved past someone blocking the subway door. — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
There are many hundreds of millions of people who have jobs harder than (mine), and I also remind myself of that every day. No matter how frustrating this can be, I am very lucky that I have been able to cobble together a little life, in which (comedy) is what I do. I am certainly not in danger of getting… — Chris Gethard Copy Share
If I could have enough money that I know I could buy a house someday, and if I want to have kids, I could… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
Northern New Jersey looks like a cluster of idyllic suburbs, but each of those seemingly normal towns has a dark side that's constantly gossiped… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you didn't, you… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
At one point when I was very young, when I was first starting out, I thought, 'Well, one day I'll be able to put… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I like to turn up my collar when I'm leaving the theatre and feel like I'm some heroic comedian figure. — Frank Skinner Copy Share Image
The only difference between a comedian and someone else? We need to make people laugh more. — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
When a soldier of the night's watch dies they say, "And now his watch is over." That's what they say when a comedian dies.… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary… — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
I wouldn't mind gigging around the same era as Jesus, after he gives his speech about the meek and how blessed they are and… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
If someone doesn't like a comedian that's fine; a lot of people probably don't like my standup, and that's fine. But I think that… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
It's very rare that an older comedian sort of slips into an old-school clunker. You know, you don't hear too much of that anymore. — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
I was a kid, and I would watch standup comics do the 'Tonight Show,' and if Johnny Carson liked you, he'd wave you over… — Jo Koy Copy Share Image
Gary Greenberg is a thoughtful comedian and a cranky philosopher and a humble pest of a reporter, equal parts Woody Allen, Kierkegaard, and Columbo. The Book of Woe is a profound, and profoundly entertaining, riff on malady, power, and truth. This book is for those of us (i.e. all of us) who've ever wondered what it means, and what's at… — Gideon Lewis-Kraus Copy Share
For me, comedians are like the epitome for everything great, and they terrify me. I just want to be them. I want to be… — Tatiana Maslany Copy Share Image