Calm Quote by Chris Gethard

I didn't like who I was. I spent a lot of my life regretting who I was, which is a sad thing to say.

— Chris Gethard

We don't judge people for dying in car crashes. But we do judge people when they die of suicide.

— Chris Gethard

If you are dating someone in New York City, and they invite you over to watch a movie, they don't really want to watch…

— Chris Gethard

I think, in my own life, I'm pretty political. I think I have some very strong ideals, and I struggle a lot with it.…

— Chris Gethard

The street I lived on for the first handful of years of my life was lined with modest, lower-middle-class houses with small front yards…

— Chris Gethard

I'm not exactly Don Draper when it comes to physical attractiveness.

— Chris Gethard

I am scared of horror movies.

— Chris Gethard

I am a stereotypical northeasterner. I'm always in a rush. I've attracted stares from out-of-towners when I've shoved past someone blocking the subway door.

— Chris Gethard

There are many hundreds of millions of people who have jobs harder than (mine), and I also remind myself of that every day. No…

— Chris Gethard

If I could have enough money that I know I could buy a house someday, and if I want to have kids, I could…

— Chris Gethard

Northern New Jersey looks like a cluster of idyllic suburbs, but each of those seemingly normal towns has a dark side that's constantly gossiped…

— Chris Gethard

Many comedians - both male and female - do have an "I will never date another comedian" rule.

— Chris Gethard