Sometimes I get gigs in weird, artsy places because weird, artsy people embraced my public-access show, which I could only have done… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
The stereotype of New Yorkers is that we're people who avoid warm human interaction, we're always in too much of a rush… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I always think all the other comedians in New York hate me - I'm just convinced that they all dislike me -… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I moved to Queens from New Jersey in 2004 and have continued to stick with New York to such a degree that… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
The UCB has long been known as a hub of the best comedy in New York City, but it's never been the… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
If you are dating someone in New York City, and they invite you over to watch a movie, they don't really want… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
Cops in New York City don't have the best reputation. It's a fast-paced city, and they deal with a lot, and many… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
Even though I live in New York, I still have this Jersey thing where I feel like I have to prove myself.… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
Northern New Jersey looks like a cluster of idyllic suburbs, but each of those seemingly normal towns has a dark side that's… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
By August of 2003, I had graduated from Rutgers, gone through a stretch of living at my parents' house, and wound up… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
Cops are everywhere in New York City. Cars drive by every few minutes. Uniforms stand nonchalantly at street corners. — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
One of the reasons I stay in New York is because you're always around so many other types of arts, and it's… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I know there are many things California can offer - personally, professionally, meteorologically - that New York can't. It sounds awesome. — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
There are certain fundamental things that scream, 'I just moved to New York.' Things like eating cheesecake at Junior's or heading out… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
New Yorkers will be rude, but at least they do so out of the rationale that everyone around them is always slowing… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
As a stand-up, as a storyteller, as an improviser, I've done thousands of shows. They allow me to work out new material… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
There's a teacher at the Renzo Gracie Academy in New York named John Danaher. He's leading this whole group of fighters named… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
My medications make me easier to deal with. They don't interfere with my creativity or turn me into a zombie or dull my real… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I didn't like who I was. I spent a lot of my life regretting who I was, which is a sad thing to say. — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
We don't judge people for dying in car crashes. But we do judge people when they die of suicide. — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
If you are dating someone in New York City, and they invite you over to watch a movie, they don't really want to watch… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I think, in my own life, I'm pretty political. I think I have some very strong ideals, and I struggle a lot with it.… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
The street I lived on for the first handful of years of my life was lined with modest, lower-middle-class houses with small front yards… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I'm not exactly Don Draper when it comes to physical attractiveness. — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I am a stereotypical northeasterner. I'm always in a rush. I've attracted stares from out-of-towners when I've shoved past someone blocking the subway door. — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
There are many hundreds of millions of people who have jobs harder than (mine), and I also remind myself of that every day. No… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
If I could have enough money that I know I could buy a house someday, and if I want to have kids, I could… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
Northern New Jersey looks like a cluster of idyllic suburbs, but each of those seemingly normal towns has a dark side that's constantly gossiped… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
