We don't judge people for dying in car crashes. But we do judge people when they die of suicide. — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
There are many hundreds of millions of people who have jobs harder than (mine), and I also remind myself of that every… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
As a largely unsuccessful comedian, I've become someone that younger people sometimes find and ask for advice, which I'm happy to give,… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
The whole romanticized sad clown thing, we have to get rid of that. That has to go. That's just getting sick people… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
When people ask me, 'Why don't you drink?' I usually smile and say 'Because I'm not good at it.' — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
People ask, why hasn't that person busted out? Almost always, at the end of it, consciously or subconsciously, it hasn't happened because… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
The best advice I've gotten in terms of that was someone who said, "People will surprise you if you let them." — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I had bedbugs in 2005. I felt like a leper. Worse than a leper. At least lepers had a colony they could… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I think public access television has more to do with my career than anything else in the world. And that's a system… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
The whole romanticized 'sad clown' thing, we gotta get rid of that. That has to go! That's just getting sick people to… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
If people tell me something is impossible, I just want to prove that. I want to know that that's for certain. I… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I think people kind of come up and go, "Why hasn't that person busted out?" Almost always at the end of career,… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I moved to Queens from New Jersey in 2004 and have continued to stick with New York to such a degree that… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I remember the people who mentored me, and I just love being able to do that for other people. — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
It's nice that I can go on the road and there are more people to buy tickets. There are also more people… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I've exceeded the expectations people had for me as an unconfident runt who grew up in North Jersey as well as the… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
There's many hundreds of millions of people who have jobs harder than comedians. And I also remind myself of that everyday. No… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
The Internet seems like a safe house for the opposite mentality, for cynics and for jerks and for people who want to… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I think for a lot of people, the financial barrier is the biggest leap (that) you have to take. A lot of… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
You see people - maybe in a frustrating fashion - that don't get embraced, when they should. You get some people who… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
People who get lucky, also tend to be really great looking, which is luck on some level, but it is also just… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I think for a lot of people, the financial barrier is the biggest leap you have to take to follow your dreams.… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I've taught people in improv classes, then watched them move to Los Angeles to become Emmy winners and movie stars. That experience,… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I just like testing myself. I just have that thing in me. Whatever it is that people tell me I can't do,… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
My medications make me easier to deal with. They don't interfere with my creativity or turn me into a zombie or dull my real… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I didn't like who I was. I spent a lot of my life regretting who I was, which is a sad thing to say. — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
We don't judge people for dying in car crashes. But we do judge people when they die of suicide. — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
If you are dating someone in New York City, and they invite you over to watch a movie, they don't really want to watch… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I think, in my own life, I'm pretty political. I think I have some very strong ideals, and I struggle a lot with it.… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
The street I lived on for the first handful of years of my life was lined with modest, lower-middle-class houses with small front yards… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I'm not exactly Don Draper when it comes to physical attractiveness. — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
I am a stereotypical northeasterner. I'm always in a rush. I've attracted stares from out-of-towners when I've shoved past someone blocking the subway door. — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
There are many hundreds of millions of people who have jobs harder than (mine), and I also remind myself of that every day. No… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
If I could have enough money that I know I could buy a house someday, and if I want to have kids, I could… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
Northern New Jersey looks like a cluster of idyllic suburbs, but each of those seemingly normal towns has a dark side that's constantly gossiped… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
